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The 9 subs you already use. Up to 55% off retail. One yearly bill. Try not to forget your passwords.
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Poke a stick at a grizzly bear.
Also: cancelling one and re-subbing at full price.
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Stand too close to the tracks.
Also: manually renewing 9 things on 9 days.
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One yearly bill. Every service in the list. 55% off the whole pack.
$907.20$2,016.00/year
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Save 35%
C@nva
Design
$78.00$120.00/yr
Save 15%
N3tflix
Stream
$158.10$186.00/yr
Save 25%
HB0-Go
Stream
$82.50$110.00/yr
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Ch4t-GPT
AI
$156.00$240.00/yr
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G3mini
AI
$192.00$240.00/yr
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Claud3
AI
$168.00$240.00/yr
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Ad0be · Productivity Suite
Docs · Acrobat
$126.00$180.00/yr
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Ad0be · Creative Suite
Photoshop · Illustrator · InDesign
$168.00$240.00/yr
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Ad0be · Cinematic Suite
Premiere · After Effects
$168.00$240.00/yr
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Microsoft 366
Productivity
$38.50$70.00/yr
Save 20%
Zoom
Meetings
$120.00$150.00/yr