The List. 💀
Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die.
15 dumb ways
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Set fire to your hair
Way #1. A perennial classic.
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Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Way #2. Bear does not enjoy poking.
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Eat medicine that's out of date
Way #3. Read the label.
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Use your private parts as piranha bait
Way #4. Do not.
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Get your toast out with a fork
Way #5. Metal + electricity = no.
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Do your own electrical work
Way #6. Call an electrician.
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Teach yourself how to fly
Way #7. You cannot.
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Eat a two‑week‑old unrefrigerated pie
Way #8. Compost, not lunch.
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Invite a psycho‑killer inside
Way #9. Screen your guests.
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Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Way #10. Nice paint job.
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Take your helmet off in outer space
Way #11. Keep it on.
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Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
Way #12. Terrible hiding place.
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Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Way #13. Get a cat.
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Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Way #14. You need at least one.
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Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Way #15. The dumbest one of all. Be safe around trains.